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Pearl Harbour	This movie ended about one and a half hours in. Start, middle, end. But then, apparently, the makers decided to go with this "historical accuracy" buisness and made Japan come in and bomb the everything out of 'em. So it drags on, agonisingly, ever longer.

Hell Asylum	Recommended by my bro for this list. So bad it's funny. Shockingly B-grade; you spend spend more time laughing at the movie than being scared by it.

13 Ghosts	Another shockingly B-grade horror, but this time with a cool-looking glass-walled house. One of the ghosts is a human torso wrapped in Clingwrap. I mean... What the? Also spoiled what might've been a decent storyline with a terribly dull climax.

The Faculty	I didn't even finish watching this movie. It's meant to be a sort of horror-esque movie about weird alien things taking over the school, but it just tried a little too hard.

Waterworld	World's Worst Movie? I haven't seen it, but the general opinion seems to suggest so.

Scary Movie II	Haven't we heard these jokes before? Oh yes, in Scary Movie, and Scary Movie III. Same old, same old.

Solaris	A two-hour piece of cinematography spent waiting for something, indeed ANYthing, to happen. Nothing ever does. The only action or interest in this movie is generated inside your head.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban	Possibly THE worst movie I have ever seen. Disjointed, irrelevent to the book, culled and stripped down beyond all comprehension; don't degrade yourself by even looking at the cover of this shameful film.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets	Totally unappealing, both as a book and even more so as a movie. Easily one of the worst movies I've seen, no joke.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone	Great book; terrible movie. An utter flop.